A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd standard class,
“If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain?? ".
Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers.
Teacher: "I....I...... I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married."